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“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”

– (via thechocolatebrigade)

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pippipklooray: don’t you just hate it when people on the internet are so fucking wrong but you can’t do anything about it so you just sit there any think about how fucking wrong they are

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i hate it when people complain that i tweet too much like…. unfollow me then?????? maybe if you were following more than 50 people?????????? GET ON MY LEVEL

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Spongebob: Chocolate With Nuts

 (scene cuts to Spongebob and Patrick all bandaged up)
Patrick: (chuckles) This'll be the best lie yet!
Spongebob: Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate. (door opens)
Salesman: What can I do for you boys?
Spongebob: Hello, would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.
Salesman: Really? Small world. (guy walks out in a body cast) What's wrong with you guys?
Spongebob: Uhh...we've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.
Salesman: (sighs) Some guys have all the luck. (sad music plays) I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.
 (Spongebob and Patrick then look sad)
Salesman: At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
 (the wheel under his leg breaks off)
Salesman: Oh no!
 (he falls down the stairs and groans)

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potatolangdon: i don’t know how to not curse i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE it’s a problem

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marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat

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The sad moment when you realise how alone you...

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That is Racist: Racist Remakes →

herpderpharvard: My sister and I came up with a show pilot not to long ago. Back when we both lived in WI, there was this chef at the restaurant where we used to work and he called us both his “wives.” That got us thinking. We should make a show called “Sistah Wives”. It’d be like…

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“When things are going good, I think that’s God’s way of telling you...”

– Deb, Dexter 4x01

Feb 28th

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teacher: ok kids make sure you never EVER talk to someone online that you don't know
friend: omg who even does that
other friend: weirdos omg
other friend: ikr omg you could get murdered or something
me: 
me: 
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Feb 28th

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