that's my girlfriend you numpty

Spongebob: Chocolate With Nuts

(scene cuts to Spongebob and Patrick all bandaged up)
Patrick: (chuckles) This'll be the best lie yet!
Spongebob: Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate. (door opens)
Salesman: What can I do for you boys?
Spongebob: Hello, would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.
Salesman: Really? Small world. (guy walks out in a body cast) What's wrong with you guys?
Spongebob: Uhh...we've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.
Salesman: (sighs) Some guys have all the luck. (sad music plays) I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.
(Spongebob and Patrick then look sad)
Salesman: At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
(the wheel under his leg breaks off)
Salesman: Oh no!
(he falls down the stairs and groans)